I know exactly seven things about people. Here are two. People like goats, and people like MOBAs. Throughout most of human history, these two interests have been separated, held apart by a lack of commonalities. No more!
Coffee Stain Studios, the Goat Simulator lot, want to get their goat right up inside a MOBA, specifically Dota 2. And the developers would like a wee bit of help.
As the trailer below shows, the goat’s natural role in Dota 2 would be replacing Pudge, but that’s just not going to happen. Instead Coffee Stain Studios will make a goat courier, complete with physics-defying shenanigans and a silly tongue.
If this is something that you would like to see — and I know I would, even though I wouldn’t really see much of it, since I haven’t touched Dota 2 in a long time — then you’ll need to vote for it on the Steam Workshop.
Vote goat.
Cheers, Eurogamer.