Mastertronic lay off staff, leave boxed games behind: "PC budget games now sold online"

The Sims 4 does anger, sadness, embarrassment: all the classics

Minecraft snapshot 14w31a reworks the world border, adds noisier rabbits

Foul Play

Foul Play PC Review

I just cracked a man across the head with my cane. I had to, he was an actor.

All your foes in Foul Play are actors. You play England’s greatest daemon hunter, Baron Dashforth, as he recounts his adventures before a theater audience. That means a lot of extras dressed up as monsters are going to get thwacked and you’ll be doing the thwacking, all in the name of drama.

It’s a wonderful grab bag of stagecraft, gothic storytelling, and combo-stacking combat. It’s just a too long for its own good.

Foul Play is Castle Crashers with a Victorian spin. You brawl your way across the 2D stage building combos and score multipliers to entertain your audience. Get a 50 hit combo and your viewers throw their hats in the air with excitement. Yet, if you get hit too many times they’ll start to boo you and, eventually, the curtains are pulled. Game over.

Combat’s all about stringing fights together. It can be a challenge. You send your enemies into the air with heavy strikes, following them up with lighter strikes. Taking a single hit loses you your combo, as does leaving the briefest of moments between successful hits. You’re always looking to move from one enemy to the next to keep the combo going. One scene had me smacking enemies into the air, pile driving them into their companions, and spinning my cane beneath them like a propellor to build my streak as they fell to earth. If you manage to clear the stage without once losing your combo you’re rewarded with a perfect scene.

The game supports shared-screen co-op. One of you plays Baron Dashforth, the other, his sidekick Scampwick Steerpike. Together you smack enemies into the air, build combos, perform piledrivers and, in theory, have a grand old time defeating the forces of darkness. In theory.

The theatre setting is perfect. Each level consists of multiple scene changes: as you fight your way across a gothic London, a cityscape background can be collapsed down in moments to be replaced by a tavern interior. Your screen is always moving between fights - seas raise, ships rotate into view, and, brilliantly, things go wrong. I burst into a dank castle hall to see the theatre’s handyman swinging from a chandelier he’d not managed to fit into place before my entrance. The rest of that scene he tried to swing inconspicuously while I fought vampires below.

The game is chock full of neat ideas, throwaway jokes, and little details. I adored the names MediaTonic thread through the game. You learn moves called things like “Air Slam or How Make a Chap Seriously Think Twice” and the game is split into five plays, each separated into different acts with titles like “Let’s Get Kraken”. If Foul Play were shorter I’d be a little in love with it.

Unfortunately, it’s unnecessarily drawn out. When you fight the Pharaoh, for instance, you must first defeat his harem of lady mummies. You fight two, then another two, then another two, then all six at once, then the Pharaoh, then the Pharaoh after its sprouted wings and claws. It’s just not fun.

Each act takes about 20 minutes to burn through, and they’re full of repeating scenes. Six werewolves storm the stage instead of four or this time they have a heavy werewolf, too. If there were fewer fights or the enemies took fewer hits to defeat then you wouldn’t notice the amount of recycled content. But after a good five hours with the game I’d zoned out.

If the filler were stripped out Foul Play would only be a two hour game but it would be two hours flush with ideas instead of five hours sprinkled with them. It would make for a more appealing co-op game, too. You won’t find yourselves saying “Just one more act,” you’ll be loading up Castle Crashers.

Foul Play should have brought down the house. But the pacing leaves the game corpsing

6/10

Login or Register
Alienware - Game VictoriousNvidia Shield - Titanfall
Topic of the Week: What do you want from the new Mass Effect? thumbmail

Mass Effect 4

Topic of the Week: What do you want from the new Mass Effect?

Mastertronic lay off staff, leave boxed games behind:

Mastertronic lay off staff, leave boxed games behind: "PC budget games now sold online"

The Sims 4 does anger, sadness, embarrassment: all the classics thumnnail

The Sims 4 does anger, sadness, embarrassment: all the classics

Minecraft snapshot 14w31a reworks the world border, adds noisier rabbits thumnnail

Minecraft snapshot 14w31a reworks the world border, adds noisier rabbits

Looking for love among the pigeons: Hatoful Boyfriend launches on August 21st thumnnail

Looking for love among the pigeons: Hatoful Boyfriend launches on August 21st

Hacker holiday: Watch Dogs leaves Chicago and visits Camden, New Jersey in new DLC thumnnail

Hacker holiday: Watch Dogs leaves Chicago and visits Camden, New Jersey in new DLC

We’ve 1,000 keys for a Wildstar trial account. Want one? thumbmail

Wildstar

We’ve 1,000 keys for a Wildstar trial account. Want one?

Strange bedfellows: YouPorn has found an eSports team to sponsor thumnnail

Strange bedfellows: YouPorn has found an eSports team to sponsor

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare has three collector's editions for you to choose from thumnnail

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare has three collector's editions for you to choose from

World of Tanks 9.2 introduces clan strongholds and a new map for dastardly snipers  thumnnail

World of Tanks 9.2 introduces clan strongholds and a new map for dastardly snipers

Crytek sells Homefront: new studio, Deep Silver Dambuster, now developing Homefront: The Revolution  thumnnail

Crytek sells Homefront: new studio, Deep Silver Dambuster, now developing Homefront: The Revolution

Build a clinic in Minecraft and help build a real one in Liberia thumnnail

Build a clinic in Minecraft and help build a real one in Liberia

The Air-Raid Siren Song of War Thunder thumbmail

War Thunder

The Air-Raid Siren Song of War Thunder

Is this the Curse of Naxxramas? Hearthstone players charged twice for campaign thumnnail

Is this the Curse of Naxxramas? Hearthstone players charged twice for campaign

The Room devs were

The Room devs were "very nervous" about porting to PC; "But we were like, fuck it."

Elite: Dangerous beta price halves as its playable area expands thumnnail

Elite: Dangerous beta price halves as its playable area expands

Stay for a spell: part two of Hearthstone's Curse of Naxxramas campaign has arrived thumnnail

Stay for a spell: part two of Hearthstone's Curse of Naxxramas campaign has arrived

Hitmaker: here's Homeland's Rupert Friend as Agent 47 in the new Hitman movie thumnnail

Hitmaker: here's Homeland's Rupert Friend as Agent 47 in the new Hitman movie

All Keys Gone: We’ve 6,666 ArcheAge beta codes burning a hole in our hull thumbmail

ArcheAge

All Keys Gone: We’ve 6,666 ArcheAge beta codes burning a hole in our hull

League of Legends patch 4.13 will improve match loading speeds by 10-30% thumnnail

League of Legends patch 4.13 will improve match loading speeds by 10-30%

Dota 2 2014 International doubled last year's peak online viewer numbers thumnnail

Dota 2 2014 International doubled last year's peak online viewer numbers

League of Legends' Gnar revealed: What if The Hulk was a Gremlin?  thumnnail

League of Legends' Gnar revealed: What if The Hulk was a Gremlin?

Prepare for Dragon Age: Inquisition with this combat primer thumnnail

Prepare for Dragon Age: Inquisition with this combat primer

Full steam ahead: World of Warcraft's Grimrail Depot dungeon is sure to become a favourite  thumnnail

Full steam ahead: World of Warcraft's Grimrail Depot dungeon is sure to become a favourite