CLOP, from the creator of QWOP and GIRP

Bennet Foddy likes the letter P. All his games use it. Maybe that’s why his latest involves a Princess (virgin) and a Pony (Unicorn). Either way, you’ve got to control a unicorn, or more specifically, the unicorn’s legs, as he tries to mount a hill and rescue a virgin. Or do something to a virgin. To be honest, I’m not even sure if there is a virgin, because I’ve not yet managed to make it over that hill. Because the hill is covered in grass, and apparently unicorns can’t surmount the incredibly challenging obstacle that grass presents.
Stupid unicorn. You can play it here. And you can curse about it in the comments. Or just to the heavens. Whichever feels more futile to you.