It is not April and yet shit like this still happens: Shag a Gamer lets gamers shag.

"I wonder whose logo is being photoshopped on to my chest today."

Think of it as a bit like grindr. But with grinding. For loot.

Tom Thurlow founded date-a-gamer, and launched shag-a-gamer. The new site appeared out of the ashes of date a gamer, where, explains Tom, everyone was just shagging anyway.

“People were using the Date a Gamer site to meet up for sex anyway, but this way they have a space where they can do this more openly in an arena they are comfortable in, in other words, online.”

So: to catch up. For commitment: date-a-gamer. For shagging: shag-a-gamer.

This is the death of romance. At £19.99 per month.

Before you get too excited about boffing a Super Meat Boy fan, be aware that the majority of the people using shag-a-gamer probably aren't gamers. The site uses an off the shelf back-end called WhiteLabelDating which throws people from many different sites into one larger pool. 

P.S. There are a wobbly bits behind the login. Not safe for work.