However, I'm forced to conclude that it's not quite as terrifying as a Minecraft made almost entirely of Matt Damon. Why not? Well, this is what a Minecraft made almost entirely of Matt Damon looks like:
Yep, there you go.
It's quite different, I'm sure you'll agree, being horror of an entirely different order of magnitude. Anyway, if any of you want me, I'll be up to my usual tricks, playing Minecraft while dressed as Psy.