The Grand Theft Auto V box art has just been revealed, which is Big Videogames News, the sort that causes all of the videogames news websites to hoist up their skirts and run around in a sort of "news musth", butting their news antlers together in competition for the highest Google ranking. Not me though, nope, I'm going to run the same, increasingly self-satisfied joke into the ground by being deeply sarcastic about Rockstar's drip feed of non-content and the press frenzy it elicits by showing you the 23 WEIRDEST GRAND THEFT AUTO V BOX ART DETAILS YOU DEFINITELY MISSED.
More Than Meets The Eye
This box art contains almost two dozen secret hidden details. I've found them all by getting right up close to my monitor and noting down what I saw using my Pukka notepad and a pen I stole from EA.
1. Hel(icopter) Is Other People
This helicopter has the number 340 on the front and is shooting bullets and rockets out of its guns. It is bluish grey in colour.
2. What A Gas
This is somebody wearing a gas mask. The first of such masks was invented in 1847, but this one looks fairly new.
3. Motorbikes Is What I Likes
Another vehicle confirmed: this motorbike. It's got a man on top with a bag that's probably full of drugs. He's probably escaping from the men who own the drugs.
4. We Need To Talk About Kevin
Keen-eyed readers will have spotted television's Kevin Eldon looking a little miffed to the right of the game's logo.
5. Name of the Game
The game's name (Grand Theft Auto V-Five) can be spotted just to the very middle of the box art if you look very carefully.