The E3 2012 Trailer Park – every (well, almost every) PC game trailer inside


Whether they be drenched in wubwubs, besotted with Inception-esque brawngs, edited together by an ADHD lab-chimp or just grossly misrepresentative of the final product, everybody loves a good old-fashioned videogame trailer. I’ve gone ahead and pulled together the biggest PC game trailers of E3 and laid them all side by side, to save you wandering all over the internet and potentially getting hurt. Some of them are brilliant.

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Aliens: Colonial Marines, in which aliens do murders
Gearbox / Out February 12, 2013

Arma 3, in which grass is pretty
Bohemia Interactive / Out Late 2012

Assassin’s Creed 3, in which grumpyWashington uses a telescope
Ubisoft Montreal / Out October 31, 2012

Battlefield 3: Close Quarters DLC, in which dubstep and guns
DICE / Out June 2012

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 trailer, in which science turns against us
Treyarch / Out November 13,2012

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 gameplay, in which the president is endangered
Treyarch / Out November 13,2012

Crysis 3, in which there is a complicated looking bow
Crytek / OutFebruary 2013

Dead Space 3, in which Isaac makes a frenemy
Visceral / Out February 2013

Dishonored, in which stab stab stab stab stab
Arkane / OutOctober 12, 2012

The Elder Scrolls Online, in which we don’t actually see the game
Zenimax Online / Out2013ish

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Dawnguard, in which vampires!
Bethesda / Out Summer 2012

Far Cry 3, in which there is a nice lady
Ubisoft Montreal / Out September 6, 2012

FIFA 13, in which goals are done into nets
EA Sports / Out September 30, 2012

Hawken, in which everything is live-action
Adhesive Games / OutDecember 12, 2012

Hitman: Absolution, in which there is corpse porn
IO Interactive / Out November 20, 2012

The Lord of the Rings: Riders of Rohan, in which I’d like to use the pun ‘mane attraction’
Turbine / Out Autumn 2012

Lost Planet 3, in which it is cold 🙁
Spark Unlimited / Out 2013

Medal of Honor: Warfighter, in which there areguns
Danger Close / OutOctober 26, 2012

Need for Speed: Most Wanted, in which there are cars
Criterion / Out October 2012

Planetside 2, in whichOH MY GOD
SOE / Out in the future

Resident Evil 6, in which maybe we’re the real monsters
Capcom / Out October 2, 2012

Shootmania Storm, in which a genre becomes a toybox
Nadeo / Out 2012

Sim City, in which a toybox becomes a genre
Maxis / Out February 2013

Sleeping Dogs, in which angry men fire their guns
United Front /Square Enix London /Out August 17, 2012

Spec Ops: The Line, in which there is much sand
Yager / Out June 29. 2012

Splinter Cell: Blacklist, in which we visit that rarest of places
Ubisoft Toronto / Out Spring 2013

Star Wars 1313, in which Star Wars becomes Uncharted
LucasArts / Out 2013

Tomb Raider, in which Lara gets hurt a whole lot
Crystal Dynamics / Out March 5, 2013

Warface, in which hahahaha
Crytek Frankfurt / Out 2012

Watch Dogs, in which it is faintly unbelievable
Ubisoft Montreal / Out 2013

X-Com: Enemy Unknown, in which a news audio clip creates a sinister motif
Firaxis / Out October 12, 2012

Zeno Clash 2, in which it is still bonkers
ACE Team / Out… later?