Forget Nolan North, Jennifer Hale, and Troy Baker; the best voice in games today is Keavan Brighting, better known as the narrator of The Stanley Parable. Those British notes tickle your ear drums at just the perfect frequency. If you could hear that voice everywhere, narrating your every move, then you know you’d seize that opportunity in an instant.
Coming in close to perpetual narration is the announcer on Dota 2, and you can replace your generic voiceovers with Keavan thanks to the new Stanley Parable Announcer pack, available today.
Take a listen to all of the pack’s audio samples in the video above. It’s an absolute barrage of slightly condescending quips, which may cause you to start questioning if Dota 2’s reality is real or not.
The pack can be bought for £5.99 from Steam. If you’re completely confused by this news post, it’s very possibly because you’ve not played The Stanley Parable. If so, there’s only one cure (play it!), and thankfully it’s on offer this weekend at 50% off.