The End Times are upon us: Let’s Sing invades PCs

Twerking optional

I struggle to think of a redeeming feature of karaoke. People who can’t sing should restrict themselves to belting out tunes only in the shower or, perhaps, a prison. Much in the same way that you shouldn’t just grab a gun and start firing it without any training, people should limit the use of their voice as a deadly weapon. Okay, I’ll admit it. I was beaten up by a karaoke machine as a child and it’s left some scars. 

The announcement of Let’s Sing coming to PC has swiftly ruined years of therapy. My one last haven from the mangling of music has been destroyed. Yes, come 12th December, you can yell out lyrics to songs you may or may not like and even post the results on Facebook, because why not combine the evils of karaoke with social networking?

Here’s the full playlist of mainly terrible noise.

  • Lady Gaga – Born This Way
  • Train – Drive By
  • LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
  • Fun feat. Janelle Monáe – We Are Young
  • Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger
  • Far East Movement – Like A G6
  • Bruno Mars – Grenade
  • Avril Lavigne – What The Hell
  • Flo Rida feat. Ke$ha – Right Round
  • James Morrison feat. Nelly Furtado – Broken Strings
  • Miley Cyrus- Can’t Be Tamed
  • David Bowie & Queen – Under Pressure
  • Example – Changed The Way You Kiss Me
  • The Saturdays – All Fired Up
  • Pussy Cat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes – Don’t Cha
  • Sean Paul – She Doesn’t Mind
  • Lana Del Rey – Video Games
  • Miley Cyrus – Party In The USA
  • Loreen – Euphoria
  • Taio Cruz – Come On Girl
  • Gabriella Cilmi – Sweet About Me
  • Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
  • Aretha Franklin – Think
  • Gavin Degraw – Not Over You
  • Sam Cooke – (What A) Wonderful World
  • The Saturdays – Just Can’t Get Enough
  • Chic – Le Freak
  • Amy MacDonald – Mr Rock & Roll
  • Spin Doctors – Two Princes
  • Kool And The Gang – Celebration
  • Europe – The Final Countdown
  • Ini Kamoze – Here Comes The Hotstepper
  • Queen – Crazy Little Thing Called Love
  • Weezer – Buddy Holly
  • Colbie Caillat – Bubbly
  • Lady Gaga – Just Dance
  • Duffy – Mercy
  • La Roux – In For the Kill
  • Noisettes – Don’t Upset The Rhythm
  • The Rolling Stones – Sympathy For The Devil (Fatboy Slim Remix)

And now you know.

Cheers, Shack News.