Here we are. 2018, and rule 34 isn’t just an internet joke – it’s a way of life. Fortnite porn hasn’t quite been the unstoppable force that, say, sexy Overwatch content has been, but that’s about to change. There’s now a proper Fortnite porn parody, available to view on a handful of popular personal health web destinations.
Titled Fortnut, it both stars and is written by porn regular April O’Neil, who dresses up as Ramirez and does the sex with male counterpart Tommy Pistol, who in turn looks to be channelling Hawk’s look. Tomatohead is also there, except his head is a scrotum instead of a tomato.
There’s a trailer, and while I hesitate to call it safe for work – it is populated by a whole bunch of dildos and a scrotum head – it does give you an idea of what to expect without spoiling all the actual naughty bits. In short, a lot of bad jokes and not even slightly veiled innuendo, which I understand is what people want out of their porn parodies.
The film is produced in partnership between Pornhub and production studio Wood Rocket, both of which host the full, uncensored video. We’re not yet in the business of linking directly to explicit sexual content here at PornGamesN – er, rather, PCGamesN – but I’m sure your years of porn-seeking experience can deliver the goods if you want to see them.
Fortnite porn is a hitherto underexplored genre, but there’s plenty of crossover. Pornhub saw a significant when Fortnite had its major downtime earlier in the year, and people tell me that you can see any number of videogame characters getting absolutely filthy on a variety of porn sites and popular Patreons.
There’s nothing like some birthday sex, and this video’s release is well-timed to meet Fortnite’s first anniversary. Once you’re done taking care of, er, whatever it is you need to, it’s a great time to finish collecting those Fortnite birthday challenges. Just take care with the frosting.