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Graves Spring Anew: Plants vs Zombies 2 announced for early 2013


After porting at the shore of every other platform on the Sea of Games, the good ship Zombie is set to return to PC in late Spring next year. The sequel is “germinating and advancing with rigor”, say developer PopCap, apparently dropping their ‘mortis’.

We’re promised new features, settings, and situations, and there’s a word from an undisclosed PopCap spokesperson whose prose leaves us strangely cold:

“Spring is crullest… curlie… ungood time, and plantz grow dull roots,” noted an unidentified spokesperson. “So, we are meating you for brainz at yore house. No worry to skedule… schedlue… plan… we’re freee anytime. We’ll find you.”