So there’s this game you see, and despite the engaging physics-based gameplay, all you’ll see is cocks. Massive wangs. Johnsons barely contained by brightly-coloured man thongs. Mount Your Friends is absurd, and you can now take part in the UK Championships of the game should you be happy to play a game of swinging genitals in front of a bunch of other people.
— MountYourFriends UK (@MountUK) September 20, 2013
The UK Championships of Mount Your Friends takes place next Wednesday, September 25th, at game-themed Loading Bar in Soho, London. No doubt the event will soon collapse into absolute hilarity as the insane concept is melded with a room full of semi-to-fully intoxicated gamers. Sounds totally unmissable.