“These mortals have angered me for the last time” – Overwatch cheats cry over Blizzard bans

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This is condensed schadenfreude and I just can’t get enough. Not only are a bunch of people sad enough to cheat in Overwatch, using aimbots and other hacks to make up for a lack of skill, but they’re actually mad with Blizzard for banning them. 

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Some of their responses are hilarious and I’m going to share a few with you. All spelling/grammar mistakes are theirs.

I best be careful, though – some of these seem like real scary people.

One person warns Blizzard. No messing about. They’re coming for you, Blizzard. You will rue the day you messed with this higher lifeform.

“Sadly…. i am banned…,” they say.

“these mortals have angered me… for the last time…

“blizzard will fear my wrath”

I don’t know about you, but I am shitting myself.

Meanwhile, another person has an idea. Maybe they should get some backup and bring big old Blizzard down as a collective. How dare they police their game and try curate a friendly, fair environment for their players? Here’s the solution:

“Its simple, we can dm anonymous on twitter and ask them to hack blizzard servers and see how they are spying on us what blizzard is doing is illegal how do they know we are using triggerbot which isn’t even a hack”

I don’t even know why that one bothered with the first comma. That’s your problem, kids. No commitment. You need to just keep chugging away until you get good at a thing. Don’t take shortcuts. If you do, your brother might not be pleased, much like this person’s sibling:

“wow woW WOW BLIZZARD REALLY AGAIN BANWAVE WTF IS UR PROBLEM BLIZZARD JUST LEAVE US ALONE WE ARENT EVEN DESTROYING THE SEERVER **** NOW MY BROTHER IS GONNAKILL ME”

It’s a sad story. Two brothers torn apart by Overwatch cheating. Blizzard, how could you?

While one cheater lost a connection, it seems like another gained one, however:

“Blizzard you made a powerful enemy …

“We are Anonymous.

“We are Legion.

“We do not forgive.

“We do not forget.

“Expect us.”

I got chills. They’re multiplying.

In a reply to that comment from the definitely legitimate member of hacker group Anonymous, finally, a hopeful soul arises.

“do you hav e a skype? how do i join anonymus”

If you want to laugh forever at the misfortune of others (I know I do) you can see some of the best in this lovely Imgur album. There are also a bunch of people enjoying some schadenfreudeover on the Overwatch Reddit.