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3 Years ago
The Division still has car doors that close when you run into themThe Division still has car doors that close when you run into them
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The Division: Jesus Christ Shut Up Megan

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3 Years ago
Riot suspends two LCS players for "extremely toxic behaviour"Riot suspends two LCS players for "extremely toxic behaviour"
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I'm assuming there's an ongoing competition among Riot's employees to see who can squeeze the word "toxic" into the most public statements.

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3 Years ago
Noah's lark: Cat Simulator to be the "premiere next-gen cat simulation"Noah's lark: Cat Simulator to be the "premiere next-gen cat simulation"
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I look forward to the inevitable Dead Horse Simulator.

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Drown a cyberpunk city in adverts with AdvertCityDrown a cyberpunk city in adverts with AdvertCity
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For one brief exciting moment I thought Introversion were restarting work on Subversion.

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Man! Every so often I go back and look at their procedural city builder and have a little silent cry. I think there's an open goal waiting for someone like Introversion to create a really fun city builder using that kind of tech. It's the only way, I think, we'll be able to play a game where the cities actually look like cities.

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3 Years ago
Monaco man Andy Schatz is building a classic RTS simple enough for a gamepad: ArmadaMonaco man Andy Schatz is building a classic RTS simple enough for a gamepad: Armada
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That's a lot of words to say "we're going to remake Herzog Zwei and hope nobody notices".

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