This game look like a serious contender for the next GOTY. Or at least the next Gotti. OK, let's do this:
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you you like my little joke? I found it after googling "pasta puns" and "pasta jokes", like everybody else here. Nobody has penned a single original joke, so we don't deserve to win. The prizes should be only for people who can gnocchi it out of the park.
Leave the puns, take the canolli.
Fine. Which pasta has the biggest arse?