Saints Row 4 makes its trailer debut; cheeks will be tongued in August


Saints Row 4 is out now; here’s our Saints Row 4 review.

In chronological order, then: magic-induced freeway running, Matrix-style Trinity jumps, Superman heroics, sci-fi med-bays, death-rays, explosions, Tron bikes, high-speed ground collisions, sultry walking, stratospheric punch victims, hit and runs, dancing robots, presidential treatment, late-night drives, street fights, RPGuitars, ice spells, disintegration, well-endowed men, googly-eyed cops, semi-nude angels, jiving suits, lethal kink, stratospheric kick victims, car-surfing, heavy ordnance, slides between legs, forward-flipping aliens, fancy dress hotdogs, explosions, jiving pink apes, giant mechs, classic cars, downed bridges, big jumps, bent fenders, jiving punks, humongous tyres and city-sized, apocalyptic canned drink mascots. All of these will appear in Saints Row 4.

Saints Row 4 will take us “from the Crack House to the White House” beginning August 20 in the US, and August 23 everywhere else.

Imma play it. How about you?