Open-world survival games are all about the size of your genitals. No, really. It’s an important feature. Conan Exiles lets you decide on the size of your little fella, for example. But that’s a privilege Rust does without – instead, length and girth are given to you at random. You just have to accept your pride or shame as the game sends you butt naked into its world of vicious skinheads.
One of the latest games in the genre is Scum and until today it didn’t include this vital part of character customisation. What’s changed is that the Wild Hunter update has arrived for the game so you can now apply attribute points to your prisoner’s genitals when you stare at them standing there starkers.
In order to mark this occasion we’re giving away 25 Steam keys that unlock Scum on Steam Early Access. You’ll get all the updates the game is due while it’s being developed so don’t fret. We’re sure by the time it’s finished you’ll be able to put little bows around your… well, you get the idea.
To tell you more about this Wild Hunter update, though, its biggest feature is that it brings basic bow and arrow skills to the game so you can hunt down wild game and other prisoners.
These new skills let you track boars and goats that roam the island and fire a sharp one into their hides. If you’re successful you can go full posh frat boy and craft the corpses into trophies and headwear, or shove them on spikes to decorate your grotto. If you’re looking for something a little more chill then you can grab the new banjo, guitar, or harmonica to play around the campfire.
Want to see how long you can survive in Scum? You better enter our giveaway, then – you can do so via the widget below. Every action you complete is worth one entry into the giveaway, with the more actions you complete increasing your chances of winning.
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