So.
There’s that.
We’re not particularly sure why either, but if you’re in desperate need of some 18+ rated images on your desktop at a moment’s notice, searching “The Game Awards 2016 4K” on YouTube will bring up a bit of the rough stuff on page two.
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Unfortunately for you, young sir or madam of sharp persuasion, the videos themselves likely don’t contain the, ahem, content you’re after. Here’s a screengrab from our intensive research:
At least there’s a bit of wood eh? And green fields, as far as the eye can see. Does all of this still work as a metaphor for the danglies? Almost certainly. This will almost certainly all be removed from YouTube fairly soon, but at least it can distract you from the horrifying knowledge that Mads Mikkelsen will never love you like he loves those skeleton troops.
For the rest of our hard and fast coverage of The Game Awards, here’s all the trailers and all the winners.