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New Miller Rapport patiently explains why eSports are a massive waste of time

The Miller Rapport eSports

People used to have spirited debates about whether darts was a sport. Then people started playing Dota 2 professionally, and suddenly Phil ‘The Power’ Taylor looked like Michael Phelps – to Miller, that is. In his latest white-hot serving of truth, he takes aim at the ever-growing world of playing videogames professionally in big arenas for prizes. The verdict, somewhat inevitably, is that it’s a nonsense for lazy people that achieves nothing, but as ever the journey to that conclusion is as entertaining as it is belittling. 

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We’ve been hosting The Miller Rapport for a few epsiodes now, which means you can binge-watch all the previous instalments below, starting with episode one:


Once you’ve been coerced into liking Gears of War 4, where next but to try playing World of Warcraft with a pad? Exactly. You’ll be needing episode two:


And for the hat-trick, check out all the reasons why Overwatch is a load of terrible guff:

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