Three-inch tall Portal sentry turret figurines coming in October


What’s been the best sentence to appear in a press release all week? Glad you asked, because it’s this one: “The Portal 2 Sentry Turret Collectible Figures stand 3” in height and will feature both Open and Closed versions of 10 unique design patterns including camouflage patterns, animal prints and even a Hot Rod-motif.” Good news: we’re all getting tiny sentry turret toys.

Yes! WizKids have partnered with Valve to create a range of collectible sentry turret figurines. Three inch tall ones! Now they want you to vote for your preferred turret design patterns on the PortalFaceSpace page. The sentry turret figurines go on sale in October. Is this more or less exciting than LEGO Portal? We’ve contacted our inner child for comment.