Goblins are a bit rubbish. They’re tiny, snivelling imps and hardly intimidating. Not the Night Goblins, though. These vicious wee buggers, just announced for Total War: Warhammer, are all about lightning fast raids after dark, crawling out of their subterranean lairs to stab and slice and crush their enemies.
Oh yeah, they also like to get high on mushrooms, as you do.
What a lovely bunch of monsters. And don’t dismiss them just because they light to munch on magic ‘shrooms — it’s key to getting them all riled up, transforming them into fanatical berserkers. Unfortunately, in that state, they might do their pals as much harm as the enemy.
Total War: Warhammer is due out next year.