We all say we play games to relax and unwind, but how is that honestly possible when games put us under so much pressure? Taking down criminal conspiracies or saving the galaxy whilst an army of gun-toting goons tries to riddle you with holes is probably as stressful as it gets. Thankfully a couple of developers out there realised this strife and set out to correct it. There’s nothing more relaxing than a good clean, especially when there’s buckets of blood to mop up. Insane space janitor simulator Viscera Cleanup Detail has crossed with katana-swinger Shadow Warrior, and the results are beautiful.
Mop in hand, you get to take on those stains. Work it, baby. Show that grime who’s boss. Picking up pieces of the deceased may seem a bit gross at first, but you can warm yourself at the fire as the remains slowly cremate.
“Introducing Viscera Cleanup Detail: Shadow Warrior, a unique crossover mini-game that combines the worlds of Viscera Cleanup Detail and Shadow Warrior,” reveals the mini-game’s blurb. “Step into the rubber soled shoes of the hapless janitor tasked with cleaning up Lo Wang’s mess after a devastating katana battle in the collector’s temple from Shadow Warrior. Mop up pools of blood, dispose of body parts, and get the collector’s gallery of antiques in tip top shape as quick as possible!”
Owners of Shadow Warrior who feel the constant OCD urge to run back and mop up spilt crimson can grab the mini-game for free from their place of purchase, be that Steam, GOG, or the Humble Store.
Cheers, PC Gamer.