No game series inspires its fans quite like Fallout does, and it is amazing the lengths that some wasteland wanderers will go to show their love. But nobody is more dedicated than local man Tyler Miles when it comes to fandom.
This veteran Fallout fanatic amazed onlookers at his local game store by not only purchasingFallout 3″even though it looks like it will suck,” butalsoby coming back years later to purchaseFallout 4,even though “the last one sucked.”
Wow! Even the local game store staff, who see hundreds of hardcore gamers every day, agree that Miles is in a league of his own when it comes to lovingFallout.
“There’s nobody quite like Tyler,” game store manager Jean Porter says, grimacing in a display of what was almost certainly respect and admiration. “I heard he was here on day one, pre-ordering his copy ofFallout 3,and pre-prepared with a 40-page speech he had written about how much he hated VATS.
“Seven years later he was back to pre-order Fallout 4, with another speech about how he was ‘pretty sure’ VATS had caused his girlfriend to leave him. That was the first time I met him. As soon as I heard the first page of the girlfriend speech I knew I was dealing with a real fan.”
For his part, Miles refuses to rest on his laurels. When you are this dedicated, you know there is always another bigger and better challenge ahead of you.
“Right now I’m absolutely disgusted with Bethesda for how they’ve botched the Creator’s Club implementation,” the insatiable fan confirms while loading up his account with $500 to spend on mods and add-ons.
“It’s honestly amazing to me that these people just keep putting out such bad products,” Miles explains as he confirms his purchase. “It’s like they have no idea what they’re doing.”
Talk about hardcore! Bethesda really are lucky to have a fan like Tyler Miles.
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