It’s just not Christmas without mechs dragging giant sleighs packed with motor oil for the good baby mechs and cod liver oil for the bad baby mechs (a far inferior mechanical lubricant). So it’s happy, happy news that Adhesive games seem to be hinting at a Christmas themed map being released in time for Christmas so we can play on Christmas day when we’re feeling all Christmassy.
It’s very much a tease at the moment instead of a blizzard of details.
Can you make heads of tails of this corrupted emergency transmission?
> …
> incoming transmission from PROSK HYDROMETEOROLOGICAL RESEARCH STATION A32
> connect? (Y/N)
[Y]
> confirming security clearance… APPROVED
> connecting… CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
> WARNING: partial data corruption
> transmission follows…
>> //
>> [06:02:01] … ATTENTIpÚMÓ4%éCÓ=M[TION! ATTENTION! …
>> [06:02:34] … øÞp¶!JÂ(ÆÎROSK HMR STATION ALPHA THIRTY-T¯2Cõ …
>> [06:02:52] … STRONG STORMFRONTWZÍB.Êúò8i¬øEAVY SNOW ACCUMULATIONS …
>> [06:03:14] … §¬ö°“YSTEM APPROACHING MAJOR URBANÙö”‰GäGžÛw …
>> [06:04:01] … Ód„d¦Ø~XÒU&IMMINENT–
>> //
> ERROR: CONNECTION FROZEN
> …
We fed it into one of our interns and all the said was “Noooooooooooo”.
Of course, we fired himon the spot.
Silly intern.