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NSFW porn tycoon game HunieCam Studio announced

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Do you think cartoons are sexy? Have you ever dreamed of commanding a team of barely dressed cartoon characters and telling them to go shopping for cigarettes or gyrate in front of a webcam for cold, hard (sorry) internet cash? If you answered yes to both of these questions, HunieCam Studio is for you. You should probably also go see a behavioural therapist. 

HunieCam Studio, the next game from the developers of HuniePop, looks like one of those parody games that parodies bad games by being exactly the same as them. It has the obnoxious art style of your average Facebook game and looks about as deep as a puddle on the top of a steep hill. There is still time for it to become not completely terrible, but there is nothing in the trailer or the blurb – which pokes fun at women in an entire industry – to suggest otherwise.

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Here’s the aforementioned blurb from the Greenlight page:

“HunieCam Studio is our perverted answer to the tycoon/management sim genre. Players take control of a cam girl operation and try to make as much dirty, filthy internet money as possible. Recruit a variety of sexy ladies that have probably made some poor life choices. Manage your girls’ daily errands/activities to keep them stress-free and productive. Optimize your business by promoting girls who match the popular trends/fetishes. Abandon your morals and die of a coke overdose.”

Lovely, eh? Expect it to be upvoted by thousands of anime avatar Steam accounts as I type. The trailer is below – try not to die laughing at its genius satire.