Update: the competition is now closed, and the winners have been selected. Check your email if you entered (and the spam folder!).
Now that the United Kingdom is ruined, you might be enticed by the prospect of rocketing off into space to start your own leftie civilisation.
If so, why not first simulate such an endeavour using Firefly's space colony simulator, Space Colony? It's easily the most colonic of the space base builders, and we've got 25 copies to fire at you out of an email chute.
Get in here and take one before we slump to the floor in political anguish.
To be in with a chance of winning one of 25 Steam keys, which is loads, all we ask is that you demonstrate your skill as a colony leader in our comments section below.
Just answer this question:
What three policies would you enforce in your ideal space colony?
Easy! Will you place caps on illegal aliens? Pledge a portion of GDP towards building a sort of warp-engine hat? Privatise the NHS? It's up to you.
Best answers win keys.
Off you trot.