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Your monobrow can detach and infest your hospital - in Two Point Hospital


Two Point Hospital’s latest trailer spells out its core gameplay loop in greater detail, and previews more of its seemingly endless variety of whimsical diseases. As well as turtle head – which is obviously where your head shrinks into your neck – there is the terrifying scourge that is monobrow.

If left untreated, patients’ monobrows can detach and wriggle around your hospital, infesting it like rats. Or, in this case, hairy worms.

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Speaking at the PC Gaming Show at E3 earlier today, the Two Point Hospital devs mentioned that they are targeting a release for some time in the autumn.

We got to take a look at the first level of the game a few weeks ago, and found it to be basically everything that old Theme Hospital fans are probably hoping for. Click here to check out our Two Point Hospital preview.

For more Two Point Hospital information and updates, here’s the Steam page, and here’s thenew trailer:

One last, random thought: had you ever considered that, actually, Two Point Hospital’s diseases are horrific? We have. Here’s a short story about Two Point Hospital in real life.

Don’t let it put you off though, or anything.