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Uwe Boll is sad. Also likes golf

Uwe Boll is sad

Uwe Boll, director of a variety of videogame movie adaptations commonly perceived to be truly diabolical, is sad today. Why? Because his Kickstarter for his current film project failed to raise its funds. 

In response, Boll went a bit bananas on YouTube, saying “basically my message is fuck yourself.”

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Boll had recently taken to Kickstarter to fund Rampage 3: No Mercy, which had a goal of $55,000. With three days to go, the campaign had raised just $24,500. This failure was the third of such efforts, with other crowdfunding sites like Indiegogo having failed to help Boll raise his required budget. 

“What retarded amateur idiots collecting money on that website [Kickstarter]. For me crowd funding is absolutely dead.”

“I have enough money to play golf until I’m dead,” he claimed.

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The director posted a second, longer video later on where he detailed his disdain for Hollywood and big-budget productions, especially investors from abroad. “I’ll find another Chinese, Alibaba idiot…who wants to see his fucking yacht in Cannes to fuck supermodels. That is the movie business!” he said.  

Apparently Hollywood A-listers like Brad Pitt and Robert Downey Jr are “laughing” at people who spend their hard-earned cash to see their “Marvel Avengers bullshit dirt”. 

After lambasting Jennifer Lopez for attempting to raise awareness for the environment before jetting off in a private plane, he said that Rampage was an important movie due to the core motive of its central character: “Kill the rich.” 

So says the man who has enough money to play golf until he’s dead. 

Thanks, Variety

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unwanted avatarTim Edwards avatarSelarek avatarJenks avatarReikhardt avatarThe Great Gratzby avatar+2
Tim Edwards Avatar
2 Years ago

Alternative headline: Uwe Boll likes golf

Selarek Avatar
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2 Years ago


Reikhardt Avatar
2 Years ago

Yep that's better.

unwanted Avatar
2 Years ago

This man has to realize that no one wants to see his shitty movies. Hell, no one wants to see anyone's shitty movies.

The Great Gratzby Avatar
2 Years ago

This is the man who set up a boxing match so he could legally beat the shit out of his critics.

Psycold Avatar
2 Years ago

These two videos were more entertaining than his entire filmography.

Antonius Avatar
2 Years ago

There is no way anyone could disagree with that. Ever.

Jenks Avatar
2 Years ago

His movies are total shit but the verbal assault on Hollywood in that second video was pretty fun. Hollywood actors aren't the only ones laughing at anyone who has ever bought "The Hollywood Reporter" or any other shitty gossip tabloid.