Watch_Dogs 2’s PC release date isn’t first and we are not amused

"Who brings doughnuts to a hacking party? You forgot the pizza!"

Watch Dogs 2 is apparently shaping up to not be the dreary, techno clusterbubble that its predecessor was, but it’s still not hitting the right platforms in the right order.

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Whereas PlayStation and Xbox will be getting their invite to hack San Francisco on Tuesday (November 15) the PC release date for Watch Dogs 2 is November 29, so there’s a few weeks to wait yet.

While you’re seething at the injustice of a game about being a leet hacker not coming to the home of leet hackers first, here’s the launch trailer to give you an idea of what you’ll be up to as Marcus roams the Bay Area.