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We have five copies of Surgeon Simulator 2013 going spare, but we’re not about to give them to just anybody


Gosh, surgery seems really hard. For starters, you have to wear white, which can be unflattering and a dead cert for sweat patches on a hot day. Plus, you need to be able to hold a hammer for hours on end. I put together a wardrobe once, and let me tell you those things can be deceptively heavy.

Still: what would happen if all of the world’s surgeons suddenly left on a big privatised boat bound for Valinor? We’d like five of you to begin training immediately to prepare for this disturbing eventuality.

Look, I can’t just give these to just anybody without proof of qualification, so I’m going to need to ask you a few questions. Oh no, hang on, look at the time. Let’s make it one question.

If you were to invent a new organ and have it planted deep inside your body, what would it be? And why?

I’d ask you to answer confidentially, but PCGamesN hasn’t had a fixed address since that misunderstanding with the grumpy tax people. Instead, post your idea in the comment section below and we’ll send the writers of the best five a Steam key each for Surgeon Simulator 2013.

For more on the kind of thing that’ll be expected of you in your new role, check our Steve’s review, or watch the video below: