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Someone has worked out the penis sizes of World of Warcraft’s races


Hello, PCGamesN readers. Sorry about this. Someone has worked out the average erection size and – sigh – vaginal depth of each of World of Warcraft’s races. That someone is Leggerless, a Redditor who is (in)famous among MMO communities for this kind of thing. 

The next WoW expansion is Battle for Azeroth, but Legion’s patch 7.3.5 is coming first.

When he came to Azerothian anatomy, Leggerless’s method was to take the height and aroused penis length of the average human male (69.7 inches and 5.1 inches, respectively), and apply the ratio to other races. Accordingly, Tauren – who stand at 106 inches tall on average – have the most generous endowments, with an average erection of 7.76 inches. Trolls come in second at 7.32 inches – though we emphasise this holds only for trolls in Azeroth, not trolls on the Internet.

At the other end of the scale, Gnomes stand at only 41 inches tall, and only 3 inches when horizontal, if you know what I mean. As if to encourage the little fellows, Leggerless also calculated the vaginal depth of Azeroth’s ladies, and it averages to slightly less than the erection size of the corresponding race.

We’re not going to go into too much more detail, to be honest. If you’re curious – and hey, why not –you can check out Leggerless’s research here. There’s a lot of detail and seven sources are cited, so Leggerless invites you to check your assumptions “in case you thought this was a pure shitpost and nothing more.”