It looks like human hands get a really tough gig in Columbia, BioShock Infinite’s skycity for the zealous and unhinged. If you’re not bubbling with boils after the ill-advised consumption of unlabelled liquor on the part of your owner, you’re being pinned to a table by a hotelier with a flick knife. Not to mention the inevitable acute strain that comes with suspending a whole person from a rail half a mile above the Earth. In fact, if you or anybody you know is a hand, I’d probably advise you give this one a miss.
BioShock Infinite is out on March 26, everywhere at once, which is the right way to do it. Pre-purchase it now on Steam and you’ll have access to some very silly TF2 items.
What are you most looking forward to in Irrational’s hand-mangling nightmare sim?