CamSoda, the adult webcam website, are incorporating two of the finer things in life: Bitcoins and sex toys. If gloating to your friends and family that your ‘waste of time’ cryptocurrency is now worth 17k each wasn’t enough, with BitCast, you can now receive sexual pleasure from your sound investment, too.
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The new platform allows users to pair a range of interactive sex toys with the BitCast platform. As your value rises, so does your… uh. Anyways, the service will connect your sex toy of choice directly to the value of three cryptocurrencies at first: Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum. Which is great news, considering Litecoin is rising quicker than… nevermind. Bitcoin has grown by close to 2,000% in one year, and Litecoin has skyrocketed 7,600% since January.
As the value of cryptocurrencies increase, the vibration intensity will increase, and subsequently when the value decreases, your enjoyment level will drop, too. With cryptocurrency value currently through the roof, it’s sure to be a wild ride until the bubble inevitably pops and leaves you high and dry.
“What has so many people captivated, aside from the fact that virtual currencies are largely unregulated and fraught with risk, is the daily volatility, the stratospheric price rises followed by meteoric price drops,” Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda says.“With people constantly tracking their cryptocurrency investments, we saw an opportunity to offer them simultaneous sexual pleasure derived exclusively from price fluctuations.”
The creators of Bitcoin probably never envisioned this particular application of their decentralised virtual currency. The BitCast platform launched today for all cryptocurrency pundits with a raunchy side, and gives new meaning to the stock market catchphrase: ‘the trend is your friend’. As if Bitcoin mining didn’t use enough power already, think of all the AA batteries….