Watch us play Gears of War 4 and marvel at the sizes of the necks on display

Gears of War 4 gameplay

Happy Gears of War 4 day! Well, for all you fancy dans who’ve ordered the Ultimate Edition anyway. The rest of you will have to make do with our Gears 4 review (it’s really good), our PC port verdict (it’s even better), and this delightful let’s play.

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In it, Phil and Alice crack into the game’s split-screen co-op campaign, battling Horde monsters, robots, and a spider who looks like a giant hand. And they seem to have a very good time of it.

They also comment on the sheer size of everything, from necks to arms to disturbing mutant horse things. Maybe size does matter when it comes to noble steeds in a weird dystopian future.

Anyway: please enjoy this video we have made for your delectation. And please subscribe to the PCGamesN YouTube channel for more just like it. Ah, go on.