I am Bread, Bossa Studios’ breakfast time physics-gone-mad simulator, will be leaping out of the toaster and onto Steam Early Access this week.
Like a bizarre cross between Surgeon Simulator, Goat Simulator and QWOP, I am Bread gives players control over a slice of bread as they attempt to increase its deliciousness just in time for the most important meal of the day, by sticking to things and jumping around the place before evolving into lovely toast.
You’ll be able to nudge bread towards its destiny on Wednesday, December 3rd.
I’m properly famished now. I’ll just go grab a hairdryer and some bread.