Life’s better when you can shoot pedestrian crossing lights, and when you have a Titan apparently

Titanfall TV ad

Titanfall has landed; here’s our Titanfall review.

Life is better when you have a massive, heavily armed death machine following you around all day, apparently. I guess it would be. Though I don’t think I’d be able to fit it in my local pub, and it definitely wouldn’t get through the doors of Morrisons when I do my weekly shop. Maybe some life adjustments would be required if I ever owned one of Titanfall’s lumbering behemoths. 

While I contemplate this, why don’t you take a look below and watch the extended cut of Titanfall’s TV ad?

I think EA missed an opportunity when they cast two disgustingly smug chaps with beards as the Titan owners. I’d much rather see what an infant or a dog would do if they owned a Titan. Besides pee on the thing, of course.

Titanfall’s out tomorrow in the US, while us Europeans will have to wait until the 13th.