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How to drown, burn and bury your guests in Planet Coaster – a sadist’s guide

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I love Planet Coaster: it’s sweet, charming and bursting at the seams with joy. It’s a game that resonates happiness from its every nook and cranny, whether it’s the constantly grinning park patrons or the whimsical, upbeat soundtrack. And that’s all well and good most of the time of course, but every now and again when I get in one of my moods, the saccharine tone becomes too much to bear and I’m left wishing the game made torturing my gleeful guests just a little bit easier.

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Problematically, Frontier Developments did a pretty a good job of stopping players from injuring, maiming and drowning all the virtual souls in their parks. But where there’s a will, there’s a way, and apparently my will to become death incarnate overcomes all. So, after spending a few hours in Sandbox mode, I present you with this, the sadist’s guide to drowning, burning and burying your guests in Planet Coaster.

Laying the foundations of suffering

Planet Coaster kill guests

Suffering isn’t something you can inflict on your guests willy-nilly in Planet Coaster, it’s something you have to plan for. To create your own Torture World, you’ll need to build it from scratch, and the best way to do that is to use Sandbox mode, where you have unlimited resources at your disposal and a blank space to fill in with pain.

A simple circuit-style park layout like the one above is the ideal starting point for mayhem and misery. Simply plonk down as many rides and shops as possible in one concentrated area of the circuit, ensuring all of your guests are corralled into one small corner of the park. You’ll need a large crowd for just about every available method of torture in Planet Coaster.

To bring in as many guests as possible make sure to launch some marketing campaigns as soon as you open and lower ticket prices. Placing ride exits so that they filter guests back into crowded areas will also help create dense crowds.

Using your guests as bowling pins

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In the dark and morally ambiguous world of virtual abuse, using your Planet Coaster guests as bowling pins is relatively vanilla, not least because Frontier Developments have been showing it off as a feature since the game’s alpha. To set this up for yourself simply pause the action, delete some sections of a crowded path so as to isolate and strand a group of guests, and then redirect an unopened roller coaster to ensure the test run goes careening into your castaways.

Planet Coaster coaster crash

Thanks to some questionable physics, your guests will be sent flying in every direction. This is a perfect opportunity to pause the action and use the camera to zoom in on their pain.

Unfortunately, however, they will get back up, robbing monsters like you ands I of any sense of accomplishment. Which brings us to phase two…

Burying your employees alive

Planet coaster bury guests

Once you’ve scattered your guests/skittles all over the horizon, you’ll realise that replacing them isn’t easy. Don’t try and replace them with employees like I did, turns out they’re inexplicably immune to roller coaster crashes.

Likewise, it transpires that you can’t flood an area with water if people are there. I’m left with one course of action: live burial. The game’s exceptionally versatile array of terrain tools make constructing a stone tomb around your guests and employees terrifyingly easy.

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Sure, it’s impossible to watch them suffer, but one can imagine them losing their minds as they’re walled in, clawing at one another in a frenzied attempt to escape.

Overcoming adversity or: How to drown people in Planet Coaster

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So if you can’t just drop a guest into a lake or pour water on top of them like a cruel deity, how does one go about drowning thrillseekers? Fortunately, there is a way, and once again it involves firing roller coaster cars into guests.

Construct a large pit just behind your earlier forays into guest cruelty, fill it in with water and redirect the roller coaster’s track so that the majority of your victims end up landing in the newly constructed lake.

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In you go, mere mortals.

how to drown planet coaster peeps

In case any of your guests are good swimmers, be sure to add a steep incline to the lake’s perimeter, ensuring they all eventually tire and drown.

Fire cleanses all

Burn Planet Coaster guests

If drowning isn’t Old Testament enough for you, there’s always the cleansing power of fire, and while Planet Coaster won’t let you burn guests at the stake, an ample supply of pyrotechnic displays makes burning your guests alive both easy and satisfying.

Just place as many of these wonderful tools down as possible, aim your roller coaster track just so and watch as your once-joyous guests are sent sprawling across a field of fiery death.

Burn Derek, burn

Not complaining about the lack of toilets now, are we Derek?

Planet coaster fire pits

And what about you lot? Got anything you’d like to say about my park?

As an added bonus, Planet Coaster is surprisingly unfussy about where you place fire pits, which makes transforming your park into a satanic hellscape a breeze.

Any means of killing, hurting and otherwise ruining a guest’s day we missed out? Let us know in the comments below.