South Park: The Stick of Truth launched today in the US, with the UK having to wait until Friday; but we've got our South Park: The Stick of Truth review up and it's glowing. If you’re yet to get your grubby mitts on it yet - and you really need to do that - then this launch trailer might tide you over. At least for a couple of minutes. Then you should just get the damn thing, because it’s wonderful.
If you pause the trailer at the right time, you get to see an elderly gentleman’s penis. So there's that. It's far from the oddest thing that you'll witness in the game. I mean, there's Nazi bacteria and zombie fetuses.
You could also go and read my review, which went up this morning.