We’ve two swag bags of Escapists loot to giveaway. NO PUSHING!

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Inmate, county’s sent us through two swag bags to give away to the lucky prisoners of the PCGamesN populace. They include everything a convicted felon needs: jumpsuit, training hoodie, towel, and a copy of The Escapists.

Oh, and the all important bar of soap.

Do you have what it takes to earn one of these fine swag bags, inmate?

The Escapists is a top-down prison sim where your one and only goal is to escape. You’re free to come up with your own escape plan: dig a tunnel out of your cell with plastic spoons stolen from the canteen or maybe make a shank out of a hairbrush and a razor blade and stab your way out. The choice is yours.

You can learn more about how its developer Chris Davis put it all together in Julian’s interview.

We’ve been sent two swag bags to give away. Each bag contains:

· 1 x boiler suit (signed)

· 1 x Towel

· 1 x Swag bag

· 1 x Hoodie

· 1 x Soap

· 1 x PC code

To be in with a chance of winning one of these goodie bags you need to answer this simple question: If you were a prisoner, what would you have been convicted for?

We’re looking for crimes that make us laugh, not ones that will keep us up at night rocking back and forth too terrified to go to sleep. Write your answer in a comment below. The funniest two criminals win themselves a goodie bag.

The contest is open until Friday, February 27, 2015.