All over the world Blizzard fans are eagerly installing World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor. They’re going to be exploring the new landmass, Draenor, building their very own NPC-populated stronghold, and, of course, racing to get to level 100.
Blizzard have provided us with five Warlords of Draenor Collector’s Editions to give away. And we ask only one small thing of you to get one of them.
Write us a haiku
About the new expansion
And why you must play.
Haikus are simple.
Five syllable lines bookend
A line of seven.
Here is one I made,
Just as an example.
It’s not very good:
Level 100
I won’t leave my computer
Until I reach it.
Or
The last expansion
Had too many pandas and
Not enough bamboo.
Submit your haiku
As a comment. And we will
Contact the winners.
We think Draenor is
The perfect time to get back
Into WoW. Read why.
This contest is for
Residents of the UK
Only. So sorry.
Update: Thank you everyone who entered. We have our five winners. Drumroll please:
Ralane12:
Cantankerous orc.
Azeroth time line diverged
I will help solve this.
Jadynara:
The Troublemakers!
Hunting Draenors Most Wanted,
Bounties paid in LOOT!
Gingerpembers:
And I turned to them
As we rolled the dice of chance
And said “geif epix”
Dream wrecker money destroyer:
Last boss:epic drop
Mind if I roll need? Butthurt,
you leave the instance
And, finallyScotto101:
I can’t afford
This collector’s edition
But at least I have chicken.
(Although Scotto’s haiku has two too many syllables in its last line we thought this was in the spirit of Leeroy Jenkins.)
Thank you again to everyone who took part. Winners, there should be an email from Julian in your inbox shortly with the details of the next stage.