Winners Announced: We’ve five World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor Collector’s Editions to give away.

Warlords of Draenor

All over the world Blizzard fans are eagerly installing World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor. They’re going to be exploring the new landmass, Draenor, building their very own NPC-populated stronghold, and, of course, racing to get to level 100.

Blizzard have provided us with five Warlords of Draenor Collector’s Editions to give away. And we ask only one small thing of you to get one of them.

Write us a haiku

About the new expansion

And why you must play.

Haikus are simple.

Five syllable lines bookend

A line of seven.

Here is one I made,

Just as an example.

It’s not very good:

Level 100

I won’t leave my computer

Until I reach it.


The last expansion

Had too many pandas and

Not enough bamboo.

Submit your haiku

As a comment. And we will

Contact the winners.

We think Draenor is

The perfect time to get back

Into WoW. Read why.

This contest is for

Residents of the UK

Only. So sorry.

Update: Thank you everyone who entered. We have our five winners. Drumroll please:


Cantankerous orc.

Azeroth time line diverged

I will help solve this.


The Troublemakers!

Hunting Draenors Most Wanted,

Bounties paid in LOOT!


And I turned to them

As we rolled the dice of chance

And said “geif epix”

Dream wrecker money destroyer:

Last boss:epic drop

Mind if I roll need? Butthurt,

you leave the instance

And, finallyScotto101:

I can’t afford

This collector’s edition

But at least I have chicken.

(Although Scotto’s haiku has two too many syllables in its last line we thought this was in the spirit of Leeroy Jenkins.)

Thank you again to everyone who took part. Winners, there should be an email from Julian in your inbox shortly with the details of the next stage.