When cultures collide, the results are often contentious, a little bigoted, and sometimes downright hilarious. That was definitely the case Sunday evening when the Heroes of the Dorm final aired on ESPN2, a channel normally reserved for traditional sports… and whatever the hell other competitions ESPN has the rights to.
Nevertheless, once a video game was featured in the sacred Olympian space that is ESPN2, there were a lot of unhappy people. And a lot of confused people. And they all wanted to let the world know about it.
There were really two spectator events for eSports fans Sunday night. The first was the Heroes of the Dorm Final, and the second was watching Twitter for the bemused reaction of ESPN viewers who tuned into ESPN to find a bunch of kids playing video games.
This is on ESPN2 right now. Um…. https://t.co/AEeTyde7z9
— Jason (@jasonuk17) April 27, 2015
ESPN2 meet rock bottom. Rock bottom meet ESPN2. pic.twitter.com/PgZl93FmtP
— Jake Leyland (@ITSJAKELEYLAND) April 27, 2015
uh oh
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 27, 2015
wtf is going on https://t.co/BkYVBv4c4L
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 27, 2015
Not everyone was averse to games appearing on ESPN. The problem was that ESPN2 was not showing a real game.
ESPN2 needs to show Call of Duty not this garbage
— Bryce Wilson (@brycewesley3) April 27, 2015
More than a few people were vaguely aware that this had something to do with Warcraft, but the specifics eluded them
They have to World of Warcraft on ESPN2 right now…. pic.twitter.com/HYPjitsJQ8
— Jeff LeCates (@JeffLeCates) April 27, 2015
This is a bit like how my mom called all videogames “Marios” until like 2002. But it’d be a mistake to think the reaction was universally negative. I saw a lot of Tweets from people who weren’t sure what they were watching, but slowly realized they couldn’t stop watching.
Lol why is this video game on espn2 so entertaining even though I literally have no idea what’s going
— Eddie Hawks (@Eddie_chief89) April 27, 2015
I still have not changed the channel. ESPN2 knows what it is doing putting this shit on. Can’t look away.
— On Wisconsin (@OnWisconsin016) April 27, 2015
@netw3rk @rembert @PabloTorre that was the most fun I’ve had watching something I didn’t understand #GETTHECORE #22MINUTEDRAGON
— Bryan Summy (@brysum14) April 27, 2015
Some users got right to the important questions: how did this Heroes of the Dorm tournament affect NCAA conference power rankings?
Tthis ESPN2 video game thing is Cal vs. Arizona State. Is Ohio State not good at this? That’s gonna hurt the Director’s Cup standings.
— Jeff Svoboda (@JeffSvoboda) April 27, 2015
Is this Pac-12 play?? #espn2
— Ethan S. Zombek (@ezbeezy214) April 27, 2015
Heroes of the Dorm – I have never been so proud. Go Pac12, no truck stops here. Just reporting the facts
— Bill Walton (@BillWalton) April 27, 2015
Then there were a lot of people who kept watching, savoring the absurdity of an eSports broadcast.
“When you have the dragon shrine, you enter into the dragon’s body and you have a lot of push potential.”
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 27, 2015
They are seriously fighting over bush on ESPN2
— Barry Greynolds (@BG_INKorporated) April 27, 2015
Big fight for the bush on ESPN2 right now!
— Todd Lisenbee (@ToddOnFranchise) April 27, 2015
ALL THE MERCENARY CAMPS
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) April 27, 2015
Grantland’s Rembert Browne then reminded us of how fleeting is a sport’s innocence, and how we must protect its guttering flame from the cold winds of scrutiny and distrust.
NEVER DRUG TEST THESE KIDS
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) April 27, 2015
Meanwhile, former Blizzard PR mensch and current Riot PR manager Bob Colayco had quite enough of sports fans’ angst for one night:
Twitter is so mad about esports on espn2. Now they know how I feel about NASCAR and golf
— Bob Colayco (@bcolayco) April 27, 2015
But, it was the St. Louis Rams Twitter account that had the best reaction of the night.
We can’t wait until our defensive line goes HAM on the Core.
— St. Louis Rams (@STLouisRams) April 27, 2015
Neither can we, gang. Neither can we.
On the other hand, one of ESPN’s radio hosts, Colin Cowherd, came unglued over the entire thing and said that if ESPN ever made him cover eSports, he would quit the network.
Yet it’d be a mistake the characterize the reactions to Heroes of the Dorm as universally negative. A lot of sports fans were, well, good sports about the entire thing. And sports mega-site SB Nation certainly came away impressed.
The truth is, a jocks vs. nerds dichotomy over eSports has always rang false to me. It was something I discussed at length with other games writers at PAX East a couple years ago, but the main point is this: the people I know who are into sports tend to be into a lot of sports. It’s not a particular brand of athleticism that gets people onboard, it’s the competition.
It’s why football and hockey die-hards will find themselves watching Olympic curling until dawn. You give people a good competition with reasonable stakes and a good presentation, and they’ll stick around. Most of the people I know that are really into eSports as a whole, as opposed to just a single competitive game, tend to be sports fans as well. It’s only the people who look to sports as a vindication of a particular set of values and beliefs that get angry when the wrong games are played.
This week, there have been a lot of negative voices about eSports. But if you looked closely, it seemed to break down by thirds. One-third of the (admittedly and predictably tiny) ESPN audience that watched that night was hostile. One-third was confused. And one-third grudgingly, even ironically, got onboard.