Keanu Reeves will be in Cyberpunk 2077, and his appearance on the Microsoft E3 presentation is rivaled only by a literal dog on the Ubisoft stage as the greatest moment at the 2019 show. We know Keanu will play Johnny Silverhand in the game, and that’s a pretty significant character in Cyberpunk lore. Now fans are asking the most important question: “Can I have sex with Keanu Reeves in this game?”
In response, the official Cyberpunk Twitter says “Johnny is an important character within the game – but we don’t want to share too much story details yet.” As fans have already noted, that’s not a no. So your dreams of romancing Keanu – at least digitally – are still alive.
We do know that Cyberpunk 2077 romance options will give you quite a bit of choice in who you pursue, and that you’ll have plenty of opportunity to define your sexuality “any way you want.” Judging by the response to Keanu’s appearance in the game so far, Cyberpunk fans only want one thing it’s… actually totally understandable, not at all disgusting.
Will any sexual encounter replicate the joy of Keanu Reeves announcing the Cyberpunk 2077 release date, though? I guess that’s for you to judge.
Just watch the trailer again, don’t think too much about it.
Cyberpunk 2077 sales already look promising amid all this excitement, and it’s already shot to the top of the Steam bestsellers list. Now we just have to wait for April 16.