The best sex games on PC 2024

Step this way behind the curtain to see our list of the naughtiest and best sex games available on PC, from The Witcher 3 to the Mass Effect games.

Best sex games on PC: a man and a demon-looking woman kiss.

What are the best sex games on PC? From steamy sexy times in The Witcher 3, to zero-g acrobatics in Mass Effect, we all get the urge to get a bit naughty from time to time. So, with that in mind, if you want to get your rocks off without leaving the comfort of your desk, here are the sexiest games on PC.

Sex. It’s all around us. It’s leaking out of the walls. It’s flooding up through the floorboards. “Where’s all this sex coming from?” screams your mother as she puts the sofa on cinder blocks to protect it from the rising tide of sex. “Get all of the white goods up the stairs! We’re only covered against fire and theft!”

“Get with it, Mom, you massive prude,” you shout in reply, opening the back door and allowing a great wave of filthy sex to wash over the living room, carrying your dad’s slippers away in a frothy deluge while the family dog barks and barks, confused and soaking. That’s sex for you. Or houses in low-lying flood plains. I can never remember which is which.

The best sex games are:

Baldur's Gate 3 sex: a half naked man, and a hand stroking his chest.

Baldur’s Gate 3

You can’t go far in this brilliant RPG without having something thrown at you. Whether it’s a horned devil woman or a rather suave vampire dandy – you can get your rocks off big time, if that’s what you’re into. You can check out our Baldur’s Gate 3 review if you want to know more, but if you’re looking to bang in the astral plane, or engage in some dirty talk around the campfire, you can’t go far wrong with BG3.

Best sex games - Crusader Kings 3: Three leaders from Crusader Kings 3

Crusader Kings 3

Crusader Kings 3 is about existing in a world where you can lie, cheat, steal, kill, and bonk your way to the top. With this precarious way of life, you’re bound to come across some enemies along the way who, understandably, want you dead after you slept with their spouse, so you better have an heir waiting in the wings for when you’re poisoned.

Everything in Crusader Kings 3 is always wrapped up in sex somehow. You can discover your wife humping a portrait of your grandfather or even seduce the Pope if that’s your thing. Want someone to continue your legacy? Have sex! Want to become a monarch? Have sex! Want to be upset because you find out your spouse is cheating on you with your cousin? Um, accidentally see them have sex? Anyway, Crusader Kings 3 is a very honest look at what humans are like when left alone to be the worst versions of themselves, and our CK3 review can tell you how fun that is. If you’re interested in any of these sexual situations, here’s our beginner’s Crusader Kings 3 guide.

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Best sex games - Mass Effect: Legendary Edition: Two characters embracing each other and kissing

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition

The Mass Effect series is the only reason you’re ever likely to use the word ‘romanceable’ – at least until it inevitably becomes the name of a problematic dating app made in Silicon Valley.

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition is an orgy of expansive RPGs, filled to the brim with romanceable NPCs, and according to our Mass Effect: Legendary Edition review, it is the best way to play the much-celebrated trilogy. Across all three adventures, you will be able to flirt with many different NPCs and play a bit of tonsil tennis before performing the horizontal mambo. You may even wish to establish a genuine connection with these NPCs since you can carry over your progress and relationships across the three games.

Over the past decade, BioWare’s other RPGs have also become synonymous with sex. Relentless, unfettered, and delightfully progressive sex; games like Dragon Age: Inquisition also let you bonk just about anyone. Those randy reprobates at BioWare need to be doused in several gallons of the iciest water available.

If you have a particular favorite Mass Effect party member and want to court them, check out our Mass Effect Legendary Edition romance guide for all the best pickup lines. Remember to keep a backup save whenever you decide to sleep with one of the NPCs in Mass Effect 2 – we hear one’s a bit on the rough side.

Best sex games - Fallout 4: Paladin Danse speaking to the player

Fallout 4

Bethesda is understated in its depiction of the deed, if only for fear of having to animate all the wobbly bits without somebody’s crucial parts sticking in the terrain and elongating to span the gap between Sanctuary and the Glowing Sea (incidentally, the same technique employed by the medical practitioners who send enthusiastic emails to young men of low self-esteem).

True to life, sex in Fallout 4 is contingent upon a series of regular and increasingly challenging charisma tests. Once you familiarise yourself with the many Fallout 4 bugs, crashes, and fixes that can interrupt your virtual coitus, and should you pass through the necessary checks and balances that prevent sex from happening to insufficiently persuasive 200-year-old widowers, you will be treated to a fade to black and a night on one of the stained mattresses favored by the denizens of the game’s Commonwealth.

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The experience can be altered substantially if you know the right Fallout 4 mods. And if you’re not interested in digital intercourse, there are still plenty of Alsatian antics you can indulge in, as you’ll find out in our Fallout 4 PC review.

Best sex games - The Witcher 3: Geralt and Yennefer making out on a desk

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher games are crawling with every different kind of fantasy wizard sex imaginable, to the extent that the game and its cast of dozens of sexable NPCs have been criticized by some as brazenly sexist. It is perhaps only because The Witcher 3 and its convoluted quests are so patently ridiculous in this depiction of an unending parade of women latching on to Geralt’s balls that it can get away with these sorts of boning-upon-quest-completion transactions.

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Whichever way you slice this cake, however, it’s layers of sex sponge with sex filling in between, no doubt about it. The Witcher 3 was the best game of 2015 and has sex all up in it, no matter how you might feel about that. Seek out our The Witcher 3 PC review to find out why the action-RPG classic has a lot more going for it than between-the-sheets deviancy.

 

Best sex games - Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy: Two characters having sex on a red mattress on the floor

Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy

What sort of shambles of a list of sex games would this be without mentioning the stomach-turning sex scene in Farenheit: Indigo Prophecy, in which a woman does full sex with a man who is technically an animated corpse at the end of the world, pausing only to remark that he is “freezing”? Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered Fanatical $9.99 Buy now

Network N earns affiliate commission from qualifying sales.That is no sort of sex games list I want any part of, let me tell you. Bonus points are awarded here for the sex act in a pile of filthy old, wee-smelling cardboard boxes in some sort of hole in the ground where disgusting people live.

Best sex games - One Night Stand: A woman laid in bed with her back to the camera

One Night Stand

What do you do after waking up in an unfamiliar room with a foggy head and a naked stranger sleeping beside you? One Night Stand is an indie sex game that explores the awkward aftermath of a drunken night of passion. You’ll have to search the unfamiliar bedroom for clues, talk to the stranger, and ultimately decide how you want the encounter to end. There are twelve ways for this game to end, depending on your actions, but the real draw of One Night Stand is that its human interactions feel organic and realistic.

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Best sex games - Genital Jousting: A penis interacting with a computer

Genital Jousting

Much like NSFWare further on in this list, Genital Jousting is a sex game that’s best played with friends at a party. You control a squidgy, squirming, slippery phallus, and across all of its various modes, the game’s main aim is to steer your colorful penis into as many of your rivals as possible. Genital Jousting even has a surprisingly affecting – and very surreal – single-player story where you try and get John the penis a date for his high school reunion.

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Best sex games - Wolfenstein: The New Order: A naked woman on the bed with her back to the camera at floor level

Wolfenstein: The New Order

There are two bits of sex in Wolfenstein: The New Order. The first and most notable happens on a train journey, shortly after a terrifying encounter with maniacal labor camp commandant Frau Engel. After passing a racial purity test and proving yourself worthy of the master race, there’s a brief walk around holding a tray of realistically sloshing coffee. And then, just like that, there is sex.

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Even in the throes of physical ecstasy, our hero cannot help but be introspective. “Sometimes Christmas, sometimes birthdays, sometimes mayhem, suffering and death,” monologues BJ. “Sometimes you just need to feel something good.”

All of this must have been distracting to his friend and resistance leader Anya, who is busily going to town on him. Anyhoo, read up on why Wolfenstein: The New Order is one of 2014’s best games.

Best sex games - NSFWare: A blue pixelated woman using a keyboard with arrow keys in the corner

NSFWare

Definitely the most pornographic entry on this list of the best sex games; NSFWare is so proud of that moniker its tagline is “WarioWare meets Pornhub”. And that really is the best way to describe this mashup of minigames where you’re given a few seconds to carry out a series of sexual acts ranging from swapping participants in a threesome so they match a color scheme to stopping a character from orgasming too soon. The only controls are the arrow keys, so the ‘game’ part of NFSWare is figuring out the patterns and timing of each sex act. All of the sex is depicted in bold colors and pixels, ensuring a lightness and sense of humor to everything rather than seriousness.

Triad is a much less raunchy alternative. Taking place just after a threesome, Triad puts you in charge of arranging who sleeps where in the aftermath, trying to appease several sleeping habits in a very tight space.

Best sex games - Coming Out On Top: Two men, one topless, making out in a changing room

Coming Out On Top

An interactive graphic novel about a college student coming to terms with his sexuality in the only way he knows how: by slinging it around like it is going out of fashion. In Coming Out On Top, you can focus your attention on one of five men (or a fish) in this gay dating simulator, unlocking a catalog of still-frame, sequence shots of really quite remarkably hot sex.

Unburdened by the usual game mechanics of jumping on heads, collecting crystals, and blasting orbs of pure energy from your eyes, sex in Coming Out On Top can instead freely explore the myriad ways in which it’s possible to be carnally satisfied.

So, there you have it, the best PC games in which you can get down and dirty. Once you’ve dipped your privates in an ice bucket for an hour or two, make sure you check out the best upcoming PC games. And if you really must indulge filthy thoughts, fantasize about what sort of lurid sex acts Geralt will get up to in The Witcher 4. For the time being, though, you should calm down, think unsexy thoughts (oooh, steamed celery!), and try to redirect all that blood toward your head. Now, let’s never speak of sex again.